Category Archives: satire

Volunteer Status – March 15, 2023

graphx: spwilcen Triggers: Language. PC-unworthiness It’s March.   Time for some madness. Here’s mine. All the well-intentioned but screwball folks out there1 will, for the simple reason that screwballs breed uncontrollably, soon be a large enough majority they’ll manage to convert their weird bullshit2 ideas into law. Like what? Like cows fart too much and theyContinue reading “Volunteer Status – March 15, 2023”

Presidential Decorum – March 8, 2023

graphx: spwilcen Opinion. Triggers: Disrespect for the office of POTUS.  Language. Innuendo. And of course, Roy Rogers’ Palomino. POTUS In the eyes of the world today the office of POTUS is laughingstock, albeit frightfully dangerous, and a huge embarrassment to sane Americans. Huh? The man in office is a buffoon. A doddering old crook.  I’mContinue reading “Presidential Decorum – March 8, 2023”

Morning Brief – March 7, 2023

graphx: spwilcen Triggers: sarcastic opinion, MSM-ishnes, governmental tomfoolery exposed,1 Californica-bashing, language In the news (Yawn) Did you read about the railway [train] derailment in Ohio [East Palestine] a while back?  See where another train derailed in Ohio [Springfield] again not long after? Let’s take the MSM approach to this Obviously, there is some evil conservativeContinue reading “Morning Brief – March 7, 2023”

Morning Update – January 35, 2034

graphix: spwilcen Sadly, oh so sadly, this is all-too-real satire. 2024 National Election Prospects [5:13 AM Left Coast Time] Talltree Times and Trader has just learned from a second trusted source that the conflict between (Giggler) Kammy Harris and (C’mon, man) Sleepy Creepy over who should be Democratic candidate for First Clown in upcoming nationalContinue reading “Morning Update – January 35, 2034”

Twelfth Night – January 6, 2023

graphix: spwilcen TSG Approval: 2023-01-001-ABJLexiphobe Clearance: Under 250 words incluse tutte le note Didja ever notice? This is Twelfth Night, right?  Um, holiday1 decorations should be coming down, right?  Fragile doodads wrapped and all packed away in huge boxes to be schlepped to the dustiest reaches of the attic or the cobwebbiest bowels of theContinue reading “Twelfth Night – January 6, 2023”

Survey Says – Septembler 26, 2022

spwilcen A smidge of clarification For those not familiar with the meaning of today’s title – certainly non-USofFA residents – it refers to early evening television’s “Family Feud” and the phrase spoken by the host as contestant’s proposed answers are about to be compared to audience responses. You might be a fan – the hostContinue reading “Survey Says – Septembler 26, 2022”

Keeping Up With the Times – September 4, 2022

graphix: spwlcen Guess I’m supposed to watch movies too.  I’m thinking the reason I’m supposed to report on them is to save others the embarrassment of having to walk out on a movie before it ends. I believe it would send a stronger message to Hollywood if theatres were required to give disappointed movie patronsContinue reading “Keeping Up With the Times – September 4, 2022”

Biik Update – September 3, 2022

graphix: spwilcen Some were concerned: No roosters1 we harmed or insulted in the previous post. An update seems to be required after you announce you’re reading a book.  Not sure TBR2 applies but something, maybe “IBR.” Book review Good read.  Some dull spots but more good spots. I recommend it. — Notes 1 The pictureContinue reading “Biik Update – September 3, 2022”

Blogging is Tough – September 3, 2022

graphix: spwilcen But I’m giving it my best shot.  An alternate type of successful blog Recipes seem to be part of the blog scene. Time I try my hand at it.  Where to start? There are tons of chicken and bean soup recipes out there. Problem with all of them is they’re so complicated.  It’sContinue reading “Blogging is Tough – September 3, 2022”