Letter From Venus – December 18, 2020

Where would you be if you weren’t here? Before I launch  “Nose Job” from the archives is a short story you might find amusing.  That is, if ever you’ve looked into your bathroom mirror first thing in the morning to shave, or at five in the afternoon preparing to shellac and glue your face intoContinue reading “Letter From Venus – December 18, 2020”

Minute Quiz – December 16, 2020

Photo: spwilcen Considering a career change? All you amateur slooths sluthes defectives dictectors private dicks out there, put your eyebones to work on the image above.  See what that image tells you.  A professional interpretation follows this brief flash fiction interlude. Pill Popper Ward is six feet four inches of tuned muscle.  That suits hisContinue reading “Minute Quiz – December 16, 2020”

December Already – November 30, 2020

A bit of flash I love this time of year.  Weather constantly reminding nature is preparing to lie down for a nap.  Christmas carols.  Fruitcake.  Waiting on the first snow.  Friends and family. Christmas shopping. I hate this time of year. Crass commercialism.  Crowded schedules.  Relentless requests for donations.  #&$&*@& snow.  Friends and family. Christmas shopping.Continue reading “December Already – November 30, 2020”