It’s Okay to Lie to Your Children – Septembler, 20, 2022

all this graphix junk: spwilcen Sarcastic opinion, kiddies.No worries, Lexiphobes, not even five bucks Momma said “If you keep making that face, Junebug, it’s gonna freeze like that for the rest of your life.” Which explains, why so many {expletive} butt-ugly people are running around today – Momma was right. Eat your broccoli No, notContinue reading “It’s Okay to Lie to Your Children – Septembler, 20, 2022”

Rain, Grass, Rabbits, Squirrels, and Whorehouses – August 26, 2022

graphix: spwilcen Pretend you understand what this means. I’m tired of explaining. This Scares the hell out of 1,000 words. Go look for a kitty cat picture. Espie hasn’t visited in awhile “Looks like rain.” “What’s rain ‘look like,’ Jimmy?” “You know, Mister Espie. Clouding-up. Temperatures dropping. Bit of wind.” “Yeah.  I was just jerkingContinue reading “Rain, Grass, Rabbits, Squirrels, and Whorehouses – August 26, 2022”

L.O.D.D. – September 30, 2020

While I started out to preamble this post with a parody anecdote of a doctor’s visit where I was diagnosed with an ugly but not (generally) fatal disease, something came up to change my mind.  For a little context, I should relate something else that happened about eight or so years ago. I reconnected withContinue reading “L.O.D.D. – September 30, 2020”