Winter Wonderland – Decembrrr 23, 2022

graphix: spwilcen1 Sleigh bells, Jack Frost, Chet’s nuts, and all that other romantic seasonal claptrap It strikes me rather obnoxious and quite inconsiderate that the weather bureau has scheduled this severe weather so close to the holidays. Chez Espie expects family from the midsouth to fly in.  Jets-R-Us have already cancelled flights.  Then, there’s theContinue reading “Winter Wonderland – Decembrrr 23, 2022”

It’s Okay to Lie to Your Children – Septembler, 20, 2022

all this graphix junk: spwilcen Sarcastic opinion, kiddies.No worries, Lexiphobes, not even five bucks Momma said “If you keep making that face, Junebug, it’s gonna freeze like that for the rest of your life.” Which explains, why so many {expletive} butt-ugly people are running around today – Momma was right. Eat your broccoli No, notContinue reading “It’s Okay to Lie to Your Children – Septembler, 20, 2022”

Rain, Grass, Rabbits, Squirrels, and Whorehouses – August 26, 2022

graphix: spwilcen Pretend you understand what this means. I’m tired of explaining. This Scares the hell out of 1,000 words. Go look for a kitty cat picture. Espie hasn’t visited in awhile “Looks like rain.” “What’s rain ‘look like,’ Jimmy?” “You know, Mister Espie. Clouding-up. Temperatures dropping. Bit of wind.” “Yeah.  I was just jerkingContinue reading “Rain, Grass, Rabbits, Squirrels, and Whorehouses – August 26, 2022”

Typecasting – May 26, 2022

graphix: spwilcenYou don’t expose yourself to the mouseover text, you miss half the content. Sometimes, characters fight me tooth and nail… “Aw geeze!  Do I have to be a Democrat?” “Need the skewed politics for tension.” “But a Democrat?” “Playing opposite a Republican. Stupidly conservative.  Redundant, but it works to the point, the conflict here.Continue reading “Typecasting – May 26, 2022”