Non-Sequitur

Opening words of these juicy tidbits lead you to look for one ending, then splash water in your face with something off the wall. On second thought though, they aren’t so “off-the-wall.”

Sartorial Splendor

Does my conservatism make my ass look big?

Sow’s Ear

I’m not just another pretty face. I have cute ears too.

Symphonic

They make beautiful music together – she plays him like a banjo.

Repurposing

When the chips are down, stuff a pillow with them.

Like her Mother

Wickedly attractive, fatal to males of the species, she followed in her mother’s footsteps and became – a recycler.

Complimentary

He thought she’d tossed a compliment at him, so he tried it on – and found it was left-handed.

Choices

Caught between a rock and a hard place – he majored in geology.

Angels and Demons

It was the classic struggle between good and evil – with a side of attorneys.