Like Us On FaceSplash – May 15, 2024

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Is There a “Right” Way? – May 1, 2024

graphx spwilcen Campus “protests” Bastions of intellectual stupidity, universities like Columbia, NY City College, ASU, USC, UCLA, UNM, Yale, and Brown, demonstrate [indeed!] the lunacy of what higher education has come to mean.  The manner of thinking, or rather not thinking, but following leaders of a flock. Not to any purpose that drives protestors to

Someone Surely Can Explain – April 17, 2024

graphx spwilcen What up? One of the many mysteries that routinely entertain, mystify, and confound is the female of the species’ need to “change” things “just because.”  If I knew the “because” of “just because,” there would be less a mystery, perhaps none. This peculiarity is in my observation, unique to homo insipidus. A nesting

Side Effects – April 6, 2024

graphx spwilcen “My nurse notified your pharmacy of your prescription changes.” “So, unh, Doc, this new med for my heart?” “Yes?” “You said there was a nasty side effect?” “It’s detailed in this booklet.  Here. Take it home.  Give it a good read.” “That’s like a two-inch three-ring binder. All for one med?” “Ah, no.”

Student Loans – April 5, 2024

graphx spwilcen Read where Sleepy is out to buy votes again. Handlers probably explained his standing in the polls.  They then reminded him he could use Federal funny money to reassure stuloan wannabe defaulters they’ll not have to worry about BMW repos.  That would ensure their grateful votes in November’s National Lotto. Really, I’m okay

Cardio – April 5, 2024

graphx spwilcen Today I got plenty of cardio in.  Gonna look good when I put it on the spreadsheet I use tracking weight/BMI, meds, BP, diet, liberal lapses, and exercise regimen.  I missed taking it to my latest physical. I decided to skip it, (not the cardio, delivering my spreadsheet) really, because it did not

Satisfaction Surveys – April 5, 2024

graphx spwilcen Visiting a gaggle of in-laws for a sit down, I choked my cell to vibrate. So as to be Boomer-polite and not interrupt grace or serious mid-dinner muskie fishing conversation. Left it in my inside jacket pocket hanging on a coatrack in the mudroom, That way even the vibrate wouldn’t interrupt the mandatory

Banned Word Update – April 3, 2024

spwilcen Spoof. Opinionated comment on the lunacy of society as we let it decompose. Headquarters ISCIC (International Society for Correctness and Inclusivity in Communications) announced today prohibition of [ed note: to expedite getting this message out, we cannot avoid its inclusion here] “the” [h*reinafter as dem*nded by ISCIC, “ŧ’] in written and spoken forms. Justification

In The News – March 31, 2024

spwilcen Fiction, kiddies, fiction. If you have trouble with that, there’s not much anyone can do for you Or you can consider this “April Fool!” a day early. Public Distrust Poll – The opinion of America at large. Bill Penpoint, ace field reporter for WXPB forwarded the latest TAP (“Trends in American Preference”) poll which

No Worry – March 30, 2024

graphx spwilcen MA: language, social impropriety, opinion, politics, truth Everything is going to be okay Boomers and younger old farts won’t delay your new society much longer. Don’t lose any sleep worrying.    Why not? In ten or fifteen years Boomers will stop wasting money drawing Social Security and using Medicare. Boomers, you know, those