Overheard – Septembler 25, 2022

graphix: spwilcen A century on the nose. Dalliance in Austin Texas “Seeing anyone, Handsome?” “Married.” “Trouble at home?” “No.” “Why are you here?” “She’s out of town.” “On your own?” “Um-hm.” “And you ended-up here?” “Yes.” “Come here often?” “Not often enough.” “Never seen you before.” “Usually get what I need at home.” “Why comeContinue reading “Overheard – Septembler 25, 2022”

Roger and Larry – Septembler 23, 2022

graphic schtuff: spwilcen Lexiphobes: spend five bucks, get change back! Want rain? Best get you some clouds first Trusted Weathermen “Gonna rain today, Larry.” “There’s not a cloud in the sky, Rodge.” “Dan E says so.” “Guy out in Jackman County?” “Yep.” “Dan’s a weatherman now?” “Better.” “How is that?” “He was a farmer theContinue reading “Roger and Larry – Septembler 23, 2022”

ADHD and OCD – Septembler 19, 2022

graphix: spwilcen No worries, Lexiphobes. Less than fifty words. Alias Roger and Larry “No, no, no, no!” “Yes, yes, yes!” “One more.” “Yes!” “Thank you.”  “No problem.” “Don’t say that.” “Why not?” “It trivializes the meaning of ‘you’re welcome.’” “Doesn’t. I appreciate how you are about matched sets, even numbers and… Oh, look!  A squirrel!”Continue reading “ADHD and OCD – Septembler 19, 2022”

Crunchy Oriental Chicken – Septembler 13, 2022

credits: spwilcen And a surprise Hey dudes.  What I got here is a super cool chicken recipe. Was dining with Sophie and Mink over at their restaurant, “Chen’s Palace.”  After they’d closed-up for the night.  Mink and I had just finished installing the new dishwasher downstairs.  Booger of a job.  Upstairs, Sophie had two coldContinue reading “Crunchy Oriental Chicken – Septembler 13, 2022”

Six-Words of Story in Two-hundred Words – Septembler 10, 2022

Pictographix: spwilcen “What do you think of my six-word story: She had murderous hate for him.” “You’re not doing it correctly.” “What?” “That’s no six-word story.” “It’s six words!” “It has that that going for it.” “There you go!” “Makes it a six-word sentence.” “Story.” “Six words that make sense don’t make a six-word story.”Continue reading “Six-Words of Story in Two-hundred Words – Septembler 10, 2022”

Rain, Grass, Rabbits, Squirrels, and Whorehouses – August 26, 2022

graphix: spwilcen Pretend you understand what this means. I’m tired of explaining. This Scares the hell out of 1,000 words. Go look for a kitty cat picture. Espie hasn’t visited in awhile “Looks like rain.” “What’s rain ‘look like,’ Jimmy?” “You know, Mister Espie. Clouding-up. Temperatures dropping. Bit of wind.” “Yeah.  I was just jerkingContinue reading “Rain, Grass, Rabbits, Squirrels, and Whorehouses – August 26, 2022”

Roger and Larry – August 24, 2022

graphics: spwilcenSay, If you don’t read the notes, this is just five bucks and change. What’s in a Name? “Morning, Roger.  Howya doin’?” “Hmpf. Um. Oh. Sorry, Larry.  I was thinking.  What’d you say?” “Asked how you were.  Don’t need an answer.  You look like your shorts are in a wad.”1 “Boy, and howdy!”2 “What’sContinue reading “Roger and Larry – August 24, 2022”

Asking Price – August 20, 2022

graphix: spwilcenreleased 8/22/2022 Those of you lexiphobic, don’t be ashamed. But relax, this comes in under five bucks. “Hey there!” “Oh, pardon. Didn’t see you. Can I help you?” “I’d like to look at your chimineas.” “Hmm. How’d you manage to come here?  I’m remote, no advertising.” “Looking for a fire pit.  Want one IContinue reading “Asking Price – August 20, 2022”

Choices – August 17, 2022

(released 8/20) graphix: the birthday boy Language. Sexist dialogue. Reality. No fear kiddies – right at five bucks. Eazy-peasy. “Your birthday is soon.  Any special plans?” “Yup.” “Well?” “Well, what?” “Tell me.” “Hell, I can’t tell you anything. When I do, you tell me I’m wrong.” “I don’t.” “Do. And expect me to knuckle under.”Continue reading “Choices – August 17, 2022”